kamu JAHAT MULUT! kesiannya saya.

I'm not that desperate!

Ish! Yes you are, Yan. You are not desperate. Those BIGMOUTHS and FREAKOS and STUPIDOS and DESPERADOS that make you feel that. Ohh, sh*ttt! I feel like wanna kick their stupid fu*king ass! Nak tarik tarik rambut diorang, and please, gimme one chance to SLAP each and every one of them!

Please laaar, you are all big enuf to think with your own f*cking brain, and speak good things about people with your own f*cking mouth! Say hell to your big fu*king selves!

People oh people, forgive me for that. :'(
Those SICKOS just giving me a brainsick!

Grrrrrrrr.

*I'm trying to keep my temper down and just keep this hell thing just to myself, but I can't stand anymore for this time, MELAMPAU! *

hey mondayy! :)

Here the weekdays come again. Today is Monday. Waking up LATE for my subuh's prayer at 6.56am this morning make me feel soooo damn bad. 'Astaghfirullahalazimmm'. Then I noticed that I did not iron my baju kurung and my shawl yet! Ohh, dangg! I got class at 8 this morning and I still 'terkulat-kulat' on my bed! Haishhh.

x x x x x x x x x x x x

After 30 minutes.....

I rushed to my foundation maths II class with ANIS, my dear coursemate. HAHA, *DEAR la sgt kan Anisss? Ngeh ngeh. ^^* Then, we were off to our tutorial maths session pulakkk! On the way we went there, we kept praying that our tutor - Miss Zahrati, is a good tutor, not a tormenter! Takmau la kerja banyak banyak! Hehe, and thanked Allah! She is really a nice person, soft spoken, kerja yg dia bagi pon tak banyak (hello, empat soalan tu banyak kaaa?), and for sure! She's not a tormenter! Hoooyeh! :) Cheer for Miss Zahrati! HEHE. Ohh, and she's a master student in UTP and she's from INDONESIA.

Ahaaa, what make I feel really really super damn happy is when Miss Diana - my IBIS lecturer is not in duty for this week! HOOORAYYY! Haha, sorry Miss Diana, but I've got to express my sense of happiness. Hehe. Then, of course we got a replacement lecturer; Madam Mazlina Mehat. And you know what? She's really awesome! Paham sebijik-sebijik yang dia ajaq! Masuk kepala, xkeluaq2 dahh! Seriouslyyy. :) Ermm, sorry to sayyy, but Miss Diana's lecture was not kinda' impressed me even though she speaks with the Australian accent. She's too professional, sampai dia tak berapa noticed yang her students ni baru foundation, not yet a CEO of a company. Ohh, I'm really sorry Miss Diana. But you just really pretty in your shorts skirt. Hehe. :)


Just finished my Economics class, I'd planned to go to Pocket C and buy my programming book. But my dear Anis got some girl's problems and we had to balik bilik cepat cepat! Ehem, kesiann Anis. Hehe. ^^ And here am I now, in front of my lappy, doing craps on the Internet. *hemm, patotla internet connection makin slow ek skarang??* Hehe, and my English tutor session awaits at 6 this evening. Ohh, malasnyaaaaa! :P

Hehe.

Oh, tidak tidak!

:) HELLO and GOOD DAY to everyone (:

Its been a long long time since my last post. But I'm still here, still counting days and week, waiting for my 'BLOGGING MOOD' to come . And here am I! MOOD suda datang! YEHUU. (:

Actually there is no specific thing that I want to story about. Saja-saja ja taip-taip ni. I'm super damn bored. Ngeh ngeh. My facebook account da kena BLOCK! Oh, nooooo. TASUKA taww! Seriously I enjoyed facebooking damn much! HAHA. It was fun having all the crazy conversations (comments of course) with all my friends there. It was fun and I did laughed a lot in front of my lappy when I was on facebook. My roomate said I looked like a freakos bila tengah gelak sorang sorang tu. Wohooo! Tapi sekarang, semua itu tinggal kenangan. It was like, I was having a nightmare last night! Suddenly the admin of the facebook system sent me a warning ; " YOU HAVE BEEN BLOCKED FROM USING THIS APPLICATION AS WE FOUND YOU HAVE OVERUSED IT." Ouh, dangggg! I was like, WTFFF!! Aaaaaaaa! I was about to cry. Napa pulak tiba tiba nak block org niiii? SEDIH SEDIH. Huuuuu. Tapi, I was a bit relief bila 'eteng' told me that this 'blocking' thing is only for a temporary period. "Dalam 2 -3 hari, okay la tuu", kata Encik Eteng. Thanks eteng! Huuuu, sumpah sedih! Now, I can't comment comment macam dulu. I can't gelak gelak macam dulu. Dah la just now ANIS called me and said "Yayan, HUSIN ader facebook kot!" Oh, NOOOO! Tak aci, mesti ANIS nak potong line nehh. :P Ngeh ngeh. Last night I was thinking, nak buat baru facebook account! TAPI, kene add semua org balik. WAH! Susah tu. At last, I decided to wait, and JUST wait for 3 days. Hopefully lepas 3 hari, my account will be okayyyy macam dulu balik! :) AMIN AMIN! (Ouh, I'll COMMIT SUICIDE kalau facebook account tu tak kembali macam dulu!) Isk isk. But if I reflect things back, baguslah facebook kene block. HEHE. Sebab, I could finished my assignment yang ngok ngek tu dengan ketiadaan facebook! Wohoo! Credit to me! :) *Ouh, not to forget; DEVA, ANIS, KAMARUL, NADIA. Thanks you guys!* And guess what? I've already finished all my call lab's work for the headway part! HAHA! SERONOK! Lepas ni buat essay je la aku. HAHAHA! :) ALHAMDULILLAH. :P

I think thats all kot. Nak cerita macam macam nnti orang bosan. HEHE. Malam ni wanna watch TRANSFORMERS! Ouyehhhh! :) To all, do take care and please don't be sad cause, ''Bukankah hidup kita akhirnya harus bahagia?'' So, kenapa sedih sedih? Do enjoy your pleasant life and selalulah berdoa. May every single breath we take, will get the barakah from the Almighty. Insya-Allah. :)

AMIN.

taktau taktau taktau la kenapa!

FIRST DAY in campus?

yeah, it suppose to be fun fun fun! kan? kan?

but fer me,

the first day in campus fer this 2nd semester,

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

sucks sucks sucks!

but dunno why.

sekian terima kasih.

:"(

penat. nak teriak aaaaaa!

tau dak,
pukul 11 tadi kan,
smpai UTP.
gerak pukul 7.30 frm sungai petani.
(rumah makteh tersayang)

pastu kan kan,
kena angkat barang.
naikla aku ke bilik yg dok tunggu kat 3rd floor tu.
haish.
penat aihh.
suma beg berat mcm angkat anak king kong yang diatasnya ada lagi king kong,
dan juga king kong, dan lagi king kong.
tinggai kong king ja xdak. hemmmm.

lepas angkat,
kena sapu lantai.
sapu la.
aku ni mcm da nak mati kelemasan.
habuk!
tudiaaaa, kalau bole buat gulai,
mmg bole kenduri!
isk isk.

aku pon decided nak pakai topeng.
cheng, cheng, chenggggg!
pakaila aku selendang wana hitam.
gaya2 mcm mask rider 60-an ah kan?
sambung laaa sapu habuk.
ketuk sana ketuk sini.
korek tang nu, korek ni.
godek sana, godek sini.
haaaachiummmm!
alamak, bersin la pulok.
aaaaaa, bukan H1N1 aaa!

lepas sapu tu, lap lantai pulak.
tapi,
apa kejadahnya,
ayaq xdak pulak kat 3rd floor.
hadusss,
mcm nak makan ja mangkuk toilet tu.
eeee.
geram geram!
turun pi 2nd floor.
amik mop mop mop,
basahkan, amik ayaq sikit, dalam satu baldi,
campurkan rempah2 sabun daia.
pastu,
jadila aku macik cleaner dlm 20 minit mcm tu.
waaa,
sakit pingganggggggggg!

lepas tu,
lap tetingkap yg bersisikkan habuk berapa inci pon xtau la.
tebal sgt.
undefined.
isk isk.

tudia,
baju dok dlm beg lagi.
xmasukkan dlm loker lg.
aaaaa,
kalau heri potter ada,
mmg aku dah ugut2 dia suruh pi buat magic.
bagi everything done by itself!
haaaa, baru chun!
tapi apakan daya,
hajat xsampai.
xdak heri potter,
heri potet ni ja la.
lepas lipat baju apa suma, rest jap.

pi ehem, ehem.
pastu pi mkn ngn rumate.
pastu bila balik bilik, angan2 la nak set up DC++.
iskkkk, tu pon xbole jugakkkk.
terbantut angan angan kecil aku nih.
ih ih ih,
harini mmg penat.
nasib baik xtelan semua menda yg ada depan mata,
xpon pi celup kepala dlm tasik nuuu.
haaaaa.

tapi xpa,
kesulitan kini untuk keselesaan masa depan.
dan aku REDHA.
:)

ya Allah, tabahkan hatiku.
AMIN.

thanks ALMIGHTY! :)

Aaaaa,bangon pagi ni,lutut da ketaq. Sebab semalam YM ngn darus, ckp2 pasal result kelua bila, harini la kot. Adoilaaaa, ketaq gilak. Solat subuh pon da mcm xkhusyuk. Ya ampunnn. :P

Then, lepaih solat subuh, aku pon dengan tangan yg mcm dah nk parkinson, bukak le laptop. Connect pakai berukband AN (makasih tau an!) Pi la surf web UTP. Nak check ah kannn, tgk result da betul kelua ke belum.

Grrrr, mmg terketaq2. Takut jugak result teruk. Sebab first sem ni, keja aku, onlineeeee ja. Pastu main hoki. Main, main dan main! Ahhhh, yan deserve a good result ka haaa? Xtau laaa.Aku pon kan, terusla explore web UTP tu. Bukak student portal. Then klik examination result slip. Waaaa, ketaq ketaq!

Then terpaparlahh satu sheet yg ada result aku tu. Atas sekali ada nama, ic, id number, bla bla bla tu la. Suma2 menda alah tu. Pastu kat bawah ada la gred subject2 yg aku amik. Aaaaaa, majoriti A-! Waaaa, ketaq dah. Takot terok nihhh. Isk isk.

Proceed lg to the bottom of the sheet, ada la GPA ngn CGPA aku! Tebeliakkkk bijik mata! Suma A-, macam mana bole dapat 3.6o? Todiaaa, gilak gak. Tapecaya! Tapecaya! Then kat bawah tu tulis; Acedamic Outstanding : Dean's List! Watashi! Taktau nak kata paaaa, speechless sudaaaa. Aku mimpi ka? mimpi ka? mimpi kaaa?

Bila adik sepupu aku tendang2 bontot aku, ehh, barula sedaq. Waaa, ni betul2 ni, ni bukan cobaan ni!!!! Hahahaha. Aku pon gelak kuat2. Pastu riuh satu rumah makteh! Aku pi dapoq, peluk makteh kuat2. Ahahaha, cakap yg aku dapat dean's list. Alhamdulillah. :)

Hahah, makteh yang dok terkial2 dok buat bekfast (roti teloq jaaa) sengih smpai telinga. Wehuuu. Seronok! Nnti boley la claim duit laptop yg tiga ribu stengah tu. (mata duitan! $_$)

Then, darus buzz kat YM. Dia ckap ah, dia dah check result. And I asked for his result. Dapat berapa Darus? :) Dia kata laaa, nasib baik lepas. Haha, CONGRATS Darusss! :D Bangga we, member aku tuu. Hahaha.

Xgitau mama lgi. Mama tgh jaga Tok kat hospital. Malas la nk call. Nnti kacau. Then, decide nak gitau time dia balik! Uyeah! Mama, I did it! :)

Waaa, rasa bersyukur gilak! Alhamdulillah. Thanks member2 suma, especially wan yg banyak tulong aku solve fmaths punya soalan! Kalau tak, mmg ho liaww la aku. Haihhh. Member2 yg stadi sekali (deva, anis, mazuin, mac, losh, kamarul, faiz, anas) TERIMA KASIH! Tak mungkin aku bole dapat mcm ni kalau korang xda! :) Lecturer sumaaaa, tankiuuu. Arigato, arigato! :D

And the most important thing, THANKS to ALMIGHTY! :)

ALHAMDULILLAH.

rambutan oh rambutan.

pada suatu hari,
(dah cuti sem time tu),
kakak berlari2 ke dalam rumah dan mengatakan;

"dikja, dikja! moktan masak dah. moktan masak dah!!!"
wahh, begitu excitednya kakak aku neh.
haih,

aku pon berjalan terngesot-ngesot ke pintu rumah,
(ta pecaya la kunun).
haha,

tudiaaa!
mai mai depan pintuuuu,
mata aii tebeliak sakan tengok pokok depan rumah tu ada mcam satu benda,
BULAT BULAT,
BULU BULU,
MERAH MERAH,
waaaa,

itu moktan* tu.
itu moktan!
hahah.

macam superman,
yan yg suka makan moktan ni pon,
tudiaaa, bangkit dan dan!
hahaha.

pi ambil galah,
jolok, jolok, jolok buah moktan!
hahaha.

yeyey, bole makan moktan!
:)

*moktan tu RAMBUTAN la.